Post by Simon Love on Apr 10, 2010 20:32:55 GMT -5
Bound For Buyrates April 11,2010 from the Texas Exposition And Heritage Center in Austin ,Texas
WE start the show with Randy Savage finding Spyder nate Webb laid out in a hallway.He can’t revive him. Paul Burchill comes out of the shadows to tell Randy Savage he can take Nate’s spot in the Battle Royal for the World Title. Randy says fine but he knows Burchill has something to do with this and he will have to pay later.
Tony Schiavone and Don Callis introduce us to our guest Backstage interviewer, Jillian Michaels.They then introduce our guest timekeeper, Flavor Flav.
1.30 Man Battle Royal for the TBS World Title
the entrants:CM Crook,CM Venom,Booker T, Chase Stevens,Bob Holly,Buddy Landel,Sylvester Terkay,Elix Skipper,A1,Johnny Devine, Petey Williams, Tyson Dux, Kid Kash, Tracy Smothers, Chris Hamrick, Chris Harris, Paul Burchill, Matt Bentley, Rellik, Jimmy Snuka Jr. , Truth Martini, Josh Raymond, Christian Able, Paul London, Jeremy Lopez, Shane Douglas , Sabu, Sid Vicious, Ricky Morton, Silas Young
We have bodies flying all over the place. We get down to the last 7 guys. A1 tosses out Kid Kash. Bob Holly tosses out Sabu. Shane Douglas tosses out Chase Stevens. Sid tosses out Bob Holly. A1 then has Sid all but tossed out when Shane gives A1 a nutshot and tosses him out. Shane Douglas is your New World Champion!!!!
2.Ricky Morton Vs. The Stalker-
The Stalker is wearing a full bodysuit. They are wrestling and Ricky Morton is trying to pull his mask off. A woman jumps the guardrail when our announcers recognize her as Ricky’s ex-wife.Morton goes over to her and asks what she is doing. She tells Morton that the Stalker is SILAS YOUNG!!! He is her new man and they were trying to put Ricky out so she could get Social Security for their kids because he doesn’t pay child support. Silas takes off the mask as Ricky pokes him in the eye and pins him with a small package. After the match, Morton pounds on Silas and kicks him all over.
3.Rellik Vs Jimmy Snuka Jr. – Texas DeathMatch-
This thing is VIOLENT! Blood all over.Chains, bottles, lighttubes,chairs. Finally as both wrestlers are about to fall over, Atsushi Onita comes in and hands Rellik a bottle of some kind of fluid.He then hands Rellik a lighter to spit the fluid on and create a flame like the guys in the circus. He hits Jimmy in the face with it and gets the win.
4.Canada’s Best(Petey Williams,A1 Tyson Dux, Elix Skipper, and Johnny Devine)
Vs.
Devastation Inc.(Scott Steiner, Big Jack john Burke, Tatanka, Tommy Rogers, Bobby Fulton)
With General Skandar Akbar
Devastation Inc. gets the win when John Burke pins Petey Williams with a big splash.Akbar gets on the mic and tells the punks they got what they deserved.
5.Sabu Vs. Randy Savage’s Surprise Wrestler-
Randy savage tells Sabu his guy will snuff out the flame . Sabu walks down to ringside. Sean from Austin is there interviewing guys at ringside for the Buffet Line (773-572-7867) when he asks Sabu for a few words. Sabu grabs him by the throat as Smoky The Bear runs down to ringside to put out the flames. They are brawling as the costume head comes off and it is…Terry Funk!!!!! They brawl all over the building as the ref throws it out.
6.Sid Vicious Vs. Sylvester Terkay-
These guys are fighting all over the ring and then the ref goes down. Shane Douglas runs down and reaches in his tights and pulls out a chain. Sid Vicious is wearing striker gloves. Shane tells Sid to rap the chain around his glove and punch Terkay with a heartpunch. Sid Gives Terkay a Superheartpunch and Shane gives the ref a few slaps in the face and some water to revive him. The ref comes to and Shane tells him to count the pin. Sid pins Sylvester Terkay and Terkay does a stretcher job on his way out holding his heart.
7.Shelly Martinez Vs. Ashley Massaro- Stripped Topless Match
Tony Schiavone and Don Callis ask that all kids in the Arena under 18 leave the building for this match because of the nudity involved and all the kids at home watching on Pay Per View to go to bed.They also introduce the guest MC for this match…Uncle Larry Nelson from the old AWA!!!! After the AWA folded, Larry went down to Florida and was a host at a Titty Bar, so he has experience with this kind of Match. The girls are wrestling and finally Larry Nelson runs in and pulls down both of their tops! We are all winners tonight!!!! Goodnight everyone and have a safe trip home.
Simon Love
www.thebookingsheet.proboards.com
WE start the show with Randy Savage finding Spyder nate Webb laid out in a hallway.He can’t revive him. Paul Burchill comes out of the shadows to tell Randy Savage he can take Nate’s spot in the Battle Royal for the World Title. Randy says fine but he knows Burchill has something to do with this and he will have to pay later.
Tony Schiavone and Don Callis introduce us to our guest Backstage interviewer, Jillian Michaels.They then introduce our guest timekeeper, Flavor Flav.
1.30 Man Battle Royal for the TBS World Title
the entrants:CM Crook,CM Venom,Booker T, Chase Stevens,Bob Holly,Buddy Landel,Sylvester Terkay,Elix Skipper,A1,Johnny Devine, Petey Williams, Tyson Dux, Kid Kash, Tracy Smothers, Chris Hamrick, Chris Harris, Paul Burchill, Matt Bentley, Rellik, Jimmy Snuka Jr. , Truth Martini, Josh Raymond, Christian Able, Paul London, Jeremy Lopez, Shane Douglas , Sabu, Sid Vicious, Ricky Morton, Silas Young
We have bodies flying all over the place. We get down to the last 7 guys. A1 tosses out Kid Kash. Bob Holly tosses out Sabu. Shane Douglas tosses out Chase Stevens. Sid tosses out Bob Holly. A1 then has Sid all but tossed out when Shane gives A1 a nutshot and tosses him out. Shane Douglas is your New World Champion!!!!
2.Ricky Morton Vs. The Stalker-
The Stalker is wearing a full bodysuit. They are wrestling and Ricky Morton is trying to pull his mask off. A woman jumps the guardrail when our announcers recognize her as Ricky’s ex-wife.Morton goes over to her and asks what she is doing. She tells Morton that the Stalker is SILAS YOUNG!!! He is her new man and they were trying to put Ricky out so she could get Social Security for their kids because he doesn’t pay child support. Silas takes off the mask as Ricky pokes him in the eye and pins him with a small package. After the match, Morton pounds on Silas and kicks him all over.
3.Rellik Vs Jimmy Snuka Jr. – Texas DeathMatch-
This thing is VIOLENT! Blood all over.Chains, bottles, lighttubes,chairs. Finally as both wrestlers are about to fall over, Atsushi Onita comes in and hands Rellik a bottle of some kind of fluid.He then hands Rellik a lighter to spit the fluid on and create a flame like the guys in the circus. He hits Jimmy in the face with it and gets the win.
4.Canada’s Best(Petey Williams,A1 Tyson Dux, Elix Skipper, and Johnny Devine)
Vs.
Devastation Inc.(Scott Steiner, Big Jack john Burke, Tatanka, Tommy Rogers, Bobby Fulton)
With General Skandar Akbar
Devastation Inc. gets the win when John Burke pins Petey Williams with a big splash.Akbar gets on the mic and tells the punks they got what they deserved.
5.Sabu Vs. Randy Savage’s Surprise Wrestler-
Randy savage tells Sabu his guy will snuff out the flame . Sabu walks down to ringside. Sean from Austin is there interviewing guys at ringside for the Buffet Line (773-572-7867) when he asks Sabu for a few words. Sabu grabs him by the throat as Smoky The Bear runs down to ringside to put out the flames. They are brawling as the costume head comes off and it is…Terry Funk!!!!! They brawl all over the building as the ref throws it out.
6.Sid Vicious Vs. Sylvester Terkay-
These guys are fighting all over the ring and then the ref goes down. Shane Douglas runs down and reaches in his tights and pulls out a chain. Sid Vicious is wearing striker gloves. Shane tells Sid to rap the chain around his glove and punch Terkay with a heartpunch. Sid Gives Terkay a Superheartpunch and Shane gives the ref a few slaps in the face and some water to revive him. The ref comes to and Shane tells him to count the pin. Sid pins Sylvester Terkay and Terkay does a stretcher job on his way out holding his heart.
7.Shelly Martinez Vs. Ashley Massaro- Stripped Topless Match
Tony Schiavone and Don Callis ask that all kids in the Arena under 18 leave the building for this match because of the nudity involved and all the kids at home watching on Pay Per View to go to bed.They also introduce the guest MC for this match…Uncle Larry Nelson from the old AWA!!!! After the AWA folded, Larry went down to Florida and was a host at a Titty Bar, so he has experience with this kind of Match. The girls are wrestling and finally Larry Nelson runs in and pulls down both of their tops! We are all winners tonight!!!! Goodnight everyone and have a safe trip home.
Simon Love
www.thebookingsheet.proboards.com